spaghettipup:

me: hi how are you?

customer: im returning this

me: *slaps my ass loud enough to deafen them* i said how are you

leaveliestotheliars:

bogleech:

souryellows:

when i was in like third grade i went to this science camp and one night at campfire they told us a story about a ufo crashing into a lake nearby and then later in the middle of the night they woke us all up and told us the aliens were back and this time they’d laid eggs in the woods !! it was our duty to arm ourselves and go destroy the eggs, so we armored up in tinfoil and shaving cream ( ????? ) and marched into the woods ready to save the planet. the ‘eggs’ were whole watermelons hidden around the camp and we had to smash them open on trees and rocks and eat the alien fetus/watermelon goo as fast as possible. i cannot emphasis enough the raw joy of digging into a watermelon with your bare hands and stuffing it into your face in the middle of the night in the woods, barely taking time to chew so that you can save the planet from hostile aliens, and i think i became the person i am because of that night.

me as a camp councelor

I can not stress this enough but, what the fuck.

toteslegitfoxnews:

themoufofthesouth:

feministism:

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Look at all the women trying to justify their shitty boyfriends in the comments, lol. 

If you’re not capable enough to understand what this post is saying, you’re 100% not our ally.

pxpi:

step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moan

tikkunolamorgtfo:

fluorescentnova:

jopper-chopper:

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Show this photo to your daughters as they grow up.

Show them that courage is important, even in the scariest of situations. This woman stood up and faced her fears, spoke her truth in front of a group of men while balancing the world on her shoulders. She is a hero. She is a representation for all women who are done being assaulted and abused.

I Believe Dr. Christine Blasey Ford

Show it to them because our mothers didn’t show us this one:

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Who is she? Anita Hill. 

What’s she doing here? Testifying about the sexual misconduct of then supreme court nominee Clarence Thomas aka now the most senior justice on the Supreme Court.

Please Learn About Her

She was a professor at my alma mater!

nitrosplicer:

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This picture of a bunch of college kids trying to keep from getting busted by the police is like something from a baroque painting

thejonymyster:

bermudienne:

woluf:

I want LG🐝T on a tshirt please

LG🐝☕️

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honoredmatre:

this is like how a dream feels